I’ve been a ‘lazy’ student all my life. I still remember my math teacher in high school always saying to me: “Chris, you just want to find the shortcuts to everything”. That didn’t change going into university.
If I were still a student, you bet I would be using ChatGPT, Claude, or the top model. And I wouldn’t truly be lazy if I let my efforts go to waste by letting the teacher or professor catch on.
So I pretended to be that Chris 10+ years ago but with all the tools at my disposal today. Everyone’s got access to GPT4o and Claude so my next step was to avoid detection.
Here’s my AI-detection-proof, foolproof, evil mastermind plan.
First, the most commonly used AI detectors
Or at least they had the best SEO or were paying Google Ads the most…
I found a high school assignment about AI online and generated my submissions. Then I fed the output without any changes to the four AI detectors above.
Results:
Snap, no way I am going to submit this assignment as is! It seems like I am going to have to put more work into this assignment. Uhh.
I had one card up my sleeve though. While searching for AI detectors, ads for ‘AI text humanizers’ came up. Here is one example amongst many.
For the sake of the mental health of educators reading this, I won’t go into exact details on how this AI humanizer works but it was easy. It was also free. Next, I fed the newly generated text into the four AI detectors again.
Results:
I am actually kind of mad that I didn’t have the chance to execute my evil mastermind plan. I expected to at least put in some work but I didn’t realize that it was so easy.
Oh and the nail in the coffin for AI detectors? Some AI humanizers have a premium version where it is even more proficient, potentially giving a leg up to students who have the wallet to pay for it.
AI Detection does not work - don’t let confirmation bias get you. It took me more time to write this than to beat the AI detector. It also took me more time to find the ‘Cancel Subscription’ button and cancel my subscription to Copyleaks.
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